“Jodie Foster once called me an idiot. Back when I was doing stand up, she was sitting in the front at the Comic Strip and I didn’t think it was her and I said ‘You look like Jodie Foster. Can I just say that its you because I have a huge crush on you and Kristy McNichol. Oh, I’m an idiot.’ And she says ‘You ARE an idiot.’ Then I realized ‘Oh my gosh, that really was her.’”